August 2012
87 posts
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
thesweetlittledudes:
how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
javipastore:
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“In these situations, when you have to make a hard decision in your life, I...”
– Robin van Persie
Listening to boy inside you eh?
Mustn’t have been this one
(via fflewddurfflam)
“Lukas Podolski was expected to take over the 10 jersey but he has stepped aside...”
– mirror.co.uk (via lukas-sunshine-podolski)
Skyscraper.: Robin, how dare you!? →
adaawkward:
I can’t believe how much abuse Ramsey got from v.Persie… No wonder he had no self-confidence on the pitch. I’m so gutted! I feel so bad for him. Aaron seems like such a nice and sincere guy, but first and foremost he’s a young footballplayer with a bright future.
Things will…
l-podolski:
WHY ALEX WHY
Red's the color we love best ! Love the Arsenal,...
School? College? Getting a Job? Plans for Future?
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
“It [shirt no 10] has a special place for all attacking or creative players. I...”
– Jack Wilshere (via whatfootballsays)
“It makes me really happy and proud to be Arsenal captain - it’s a real honour. I...”
– Thomas Vermaelen (via wojsheres)
javipastore:
merteshavin:
rvp changed his bio on twitter and no longer has a beautiful wife and amazing kids, that’s what happens when you move from arsenal to united, you get disowned by your family…
congrats on bouchra :’)
javipastore:
iguainh:
I still can’t deal with the fact rvp got number 20 in united
u know there is only one special 20 derp
#20 is only for special snowflakes #step back u traitor
honour-the-cannon:
I really hate RvP
But I love Bouchra
& I really hope she can forgive Arsenal fans for that twitter rage
&& I haven’t even seen what they sent her
I don’t even want to
there-is-no-point:
vodkaforverma:
seeing robin in manchester united jersey
that looks fucking hilarious to me
MAY YOU GO BACK TO YOUR BEING INJURED DAYS YOU...
oxlade-chamberlains:
so you stopped supporting arsenal & started supporting man u just cause robin went there?
Robin van Persie: “When I have to make tough...
an-ge-lo:
Oh, really?
Fuck.
And you kissed the badge. You said you want to win trophies at Arsenal. You just slapped Arsene Wenger in the face. All of us.
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you were injured for 7 fucking seasons and we still kept you
now you had one good season and you’ll go sign for our rivals
someone clearly doesn’t know the meaning of loyalty
wojciechisvantastic:
The only player I’m worried about is Alex Song
I have a feeling he’ll stay at Arsenal this season, but who’s to say Barca won’t chase him repeatedly
I hope he doesn’t get disillusioned and cause a saga any time soon
& I will also be fucking pissed if Walcott has a brilliant season and walks out the door next summer
Song … Walcott … I mean no offence
BUT
I’m
...
lukaszpodolski:
guys
Robin getting Verminated
guys
imagine that
guys!
wojciechisvantastic:
Before we say vP is worse than Nasri, let’s just wait till his press conference
Because I remember what Nasri said well … ‘Arsenal fans have no passion’
Nasri fucking backhanded us in that conference
wojciechisvantastic:
‘Can’t wait for Andre Santos to send van Persie a tweet about how excited he is to play together against Sunderland on Saturday.’
omfg
i didn’t get it at first
but now i do ahahahahahahaha
