Relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:
1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
”—Barney Stinson “How I Met Your Mother”
*sings* Ooh I wanna dance with Koscielny, I wanna feel the heat with Koscielny, with Koscielny who loves the club
- Ted: Why don't you just start by checking your list?
- Barney: My list?
- Ted: Dude, do not pretend your not the kinda guy who keeps a list of all the girls he's slept with.
- Marshall: I have one.
- Marshall: It's called my marriage license.
- Marshall and Lily: *High Five*
if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
haha just read it somewhere
Arsene Wenger says they are not ready to play a game. (seriously doubt that you don’t wanted them get injured be honest)